On many occasions wanting the Dr to call with bad news from test results.
I’ve felt this way ever since I’ve had chronic pain. But after every scan and test, the doctors tell me “good news, everything is normal!” I keep telling them I’M IN PAIN ALL THE TIME, THAT’S NOT FUCKING NORMAL.
Welcome to being a woman
To my #unicornsuccessclub & #unicornbeachclub members, the tie dye cake would make a magickal unicorn cake!
[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: TOP: “Sits on floor.” BOTTOM: “Can’t get up.”]
And it sucks to always be the only one sitting in a chair! And if I do sit on the floor then my friends have to help me up which is embarrassing…
This goes for sleeping too…. Sleepovers and camping trips are wonderful until I have to get up off of the floor in the morning…
Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown
He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude
He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar
2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.
You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.
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